This interview was done at the Statehouse sometime in early 1983
Present were Alice, Adria, Wes, Art, Karen, Chris and Stephanie
karen - what are you doing?
wes - we are doing a ground zero interview
alice - WHAT?!? the tape recorder is on? I'll ask the first question..
alice - what do you like on your pizza?
wes - man... you ask that question to much
alice - its my favorite question!
DASH! SMASH! the cat fucks up ..... ( some kitty that lived in the house went running through the room ..spilling several left over/half drank beer cans that were scattered around )
wes - where's trevor.. asleep?
jim - trevor's always sleeping
craig - they were tripping till 8am this morning
wes - so when are you going to play live again?
jim - as soon as i get out of the fucking hospital
wes - you are not suppose to be out now?
jim - no. but i've been out for a few days
craig - you see.. that's fred our car driver
jim - no! I'm jamie lewis! .. even have ID
steph - well.. you are singing for us.. no wait.. we broke up
alice - you did!?
wes - you better not have!
steph - we are having problems.. but this isn't a Dismissle interview
alice - sure it is!
wes - what's the deal?
craig - it turns out that eric is gay
jim - and jamie is having an affair with a cat
steph - well... we are getting kicked out of our practice space
steph - and we have no equipment anyway
craig - its cause steves a fag! you're a fag steve! i hope you are reading this!
jon - don't listen to him. he's crazy
steph - so what are your favorite bands?
jim - stanley clark!
craig - no seriously. minor threat
steph - do you like black flag?
craig - they are cool
steph - what made you decide to have a band?
craig - we were in a band. then this fag chris decides to quit
chris - you guys couldn't play fast enough!
wes - you mean ... the plague?
craig - yea.. me and trevor got a band then jon came up and said
craig - guess what? I'm in your band
jim - and trevor couldn't sing and play drums at the same time
jim - so i was singing along that couch and steve that little shithead says
jim - "hey! you know all the words"... but I didn't.. so i sang anyway
jim - then we got real drunk in the arb and i got a real raspy voice
wes - then there was one hit after another
steph - so what ever happened to kay?
jim - we sent her out to pasture and haven't went to get her yet
craig - trevor didn't want to kick her out cuz he was going out with her
alice - oh yea!
adria - whats your favorite kind of farts?
jim - i like blueberry ones
jon - not tarts! .. farts!
alice - you should ask us questions
craig - why are you interviewing us?
[this interview was originally publish in "Local CHAOS" issue #2]
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